10 Reasons Why Busta Rhymes May Be Depressed

Woo-ha! Got you all in check.

Word on the street is that Busta Bus has been wallowing in depression lately. Rhymes, according to the New York Post, spent most of his birthday party alone in the corner and mouthing words to his own songs. So, we decided to put things in perspective and explore why the Flipmode capo may be depressed. Put ya hands in the air, and break ya neck to this:


1. He fell out with 50 Cent, so Dr. Dre told him his next album will be released on Koch.
2. Lil' Wayne stole his title as the Cameo King.
3. Izzy's mom showed up at his door with a "Start Snitching" t-shirt.
4. Spliff Star found a better paying hypeman gig with Ja Rule and bounced.
5. The NYPD ticketed him for driving without his neck.
6. He heard that people liked Talib's version of "New York Sh*T" better.
7. He spent his advance on bling.
8. He ran out of steroids.
9. He saw Daft Punk's "Technologic" video.
10. He regrets shedding his braids.